Saturday, July 23, 2011

6 Steps To Brony World Domination

Seeing an article about Bill Clinton liking My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/bill-clinton-questioned-about-ponies-on.html) inspired me to write this. Everypony from now on has to cooperate with this plan or be loved and tolerated to death.

1. Amass huge internet following [X]
2. Get politician on our side [X]
3. Use politician to infiltrate U.S. government [In Progress]
4. Stage bloody coup and appoint Princess Celestia as president and Rainbow Dash as General [In Progress]
5. Weaponize friendship [In Progress]
6. Use friendship-based weapon to love and tolerate all enemy countries into surrender [In Progress]

Copy this as you wish, we need a big army for this to work.